do you/i know how sometimes when i’m/you’re doing something really exciting
i/you speak to m/y/ourself talking to a friend or someone i’/you’re/m familiar with
and i/you’ll tell them what’s was happening and what it means to you/me
well you/i’‘ve got to say it’s pretty exciting around here and right now i’m/you’re
thinking talking to me/you. that’s because you’re/i’m such a sweetie..
- indoor plumbing is a real luxury
i wash my pubic hair with shampoo so that i can be clean.
but i’m not before and i won’t be afterwards. not for very long anyways.
i like to wash my hands but not when the water is cold. it doesn’t feel as sanitizing.
i bite my nails all the time and i don’t know what i look like when i’m doing it.
i like to bite them in the shower after a little bit they’re softer and better that way.
chickens and birds eat pebbles to digest and i’ve got pieces of nail inside of me.
i believe in germs. they’re real. i’ve seen them. and they’re everywhere.
they make me sick maybe and make my stomach hurt or i’ll get a headache.
i lie down and go to sleep. i’ll feel better in the morning. or maybe two days later.
i’m not a germ what are you talking about? i know where my food comes from.
i prefer scented soap but something masculine and musky.
not just any soap will do.
i shower often. i really enjoy the warmth and touching myself.
i wash my whole body from head to toe. everywhere all over me.
i shampoo with conditioner and i have two luffas.
i wash my pubic hair but it doesn’t change much.
it’s just as dark and corse as ever growing and growing out of me.
i keep my pubes in my pants and you should too or everyone will look at them.
i use a bathmat to keep safe because i don’t like to fall down.
i look both ways before i cross the street. i never get hurt at all.
i just said a prayer and it was for you. good luck. you made it.
i/you surf the internet to read look at things often quickly
you/i don’t remember what you/i looked at..

























